it wasn't lemon gatorade
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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