I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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