Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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