There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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