talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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