Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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