I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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