Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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