Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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