He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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