that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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