i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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