Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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