So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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