he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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