If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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