Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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