It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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