I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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