He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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