She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
This girl is more easily done than said...
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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