Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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