But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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