Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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