3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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