My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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