Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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