Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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