glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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