Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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