its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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