So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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