He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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