47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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