He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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