I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
the liver wants what the liver wants
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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