Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
And then the night went full on bisexual.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
we should paint friendship bongs
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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