butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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