playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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