He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I want her autograph on my taint
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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