I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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