too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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