great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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