I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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