i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think your dad took our porno
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
