Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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