Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
