Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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