i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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