Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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