halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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