I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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