i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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