Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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