bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Randomize
